Here's the conversation that occurred as I went into the kitchen for a biscuit...
Mum: 'Cat, you've had a lot of biscuits today.'
Tony (stepdad): 'And I bet you haven't had one piece of fruit!'
Me: 'Yes I know, I know.'
Tony: 'Well actions speak louder than words. You always say 'yes' but do nothing!'
Mum: 'Exactly. Have a banana.'
Me: Well if actions speak louder than words, force feed me the damn banana then. You always say I should eat more fruit, but do nothing.
Highlight of my Saturday.